One Ring to rule them all

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,

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In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them,
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

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